Athletics or Sport?

I am sorry to harp on my mountain bike obsession once again. However, while I was trying to learn how to "true" my back wheel, I happened across this week's Christian Century magazine which (on page 7) quotes Bruce Benson, the Chaplain of St.Olaf's college as saying, "Sport is whether you win or lose. Athletics is how you play the game...Sport is about glamour. Athletics is about beauty...Sport creates stars, crowds, mobs, and gangs. Athletics creates teammates and community. Biblical religion is uneasy about the first. It loves the second."

I found this interesting as my own experience of "sport" and "athletics" seemed to confirm what Benson was saying. I have never been a top-flight athlete and, at my high school at least, this was seen as a rather serious flaw in my character. I know from my friends that many of them had similar experiences in their formative years. From what I have seen, many of our educational institutions, for the most part (reflecting society at large), seem to expect or affirm only perfection in sports. For me, at least, this meant that I didn't get comfortable as a "permanent beginner" in athletics until I was out of college. For some, imperfection in the realms of exercise and athletics continues to feel like a mark of shame. Of course, if you are not active, you don't get fit.

I cannot help but wonder if both this focus on winning and the continued institutionalization of childhood athletics contributes in some way to the startling rise in obesity among the general population of our country. This month's National Geographic contains the startling statistic that over 30% of Americans are obese (p.52). This is double the percent from 1974! I remember a friend of mine who was told she had to lose weight and then was told to find an exercise regime she liked. Well, she told them what she felt, which was that there wasn't any form of sports or exercise she liked. She was never "successful," after all.

To return to mountain biking for a moment, isn't it our duty as people of faith to reverse this trend in athletics? Shouldn't we all go out and start playing pick-up games, going on hiking trips and, yes, crashing through the bushes on our bicycles? Shouldn't we make it a point to forget the score? I say yes, we must! I mean, I love professional sports. I never miss a Patriot's game on TV and always wear my Red Sox hat in the summer (even in New York). However, watching something like football being performed at the highest level does not make me any healthier. Nor does it give me the spiritual benefits that can only come from going out and getting sweaty and dirty myself. An appreciation of professional sports shouldn't force us to cease our own athletic adventures any more than a quality ballet performance should keep us from dancing.

I, for one, will heed Mr. Benson's call and continue to ride my bike, though I am sadly uncoordinated and a year older than Lance Armstrong. I urge everyone to help reverse a dangerous trend and seize control of athletics on behalf of goofy amateurs all over the world!

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Ain't Religion Funny?

A past president of my seminary is reputed to have once claimed that ministers have a limited (or non-existent) sense of humor. Certainly it can seem that way. My encounters with fellow clergy can often be downright dull and uninspiring. Even when I am moved in a positive way, it is rarely to laugh! This tendency toward seriousness has, of course, invaded and saturated virtually all of the theological discourse in our nation, professional or otherwise.

There are some good reasons, too. Obviously, there is a great deal that is not funny about religion. When God is used as an excuse for violence and intolerance, that is not funny. The good that God does and that Jesus does in people's lives may also not be an obvious laugh-riot all the time. Our faith effects us in profound ways that are both public and deeply private. Yet, a good sense of humor is a must for anyone who truly tries to make sense of this world and of the Divine.

Yes, there are many places in magazines, newspapers and the web where you can find "religious humor." Often, however, it is merely offensive or, even worse, so inoffensive as to be what most people would term "not funny." Hopefully, this is changing. Many of my newer colleagues are, in fact, funny people. Also, both the ordained and, especially, the laity are learning to see the humor in what can sometimes be a serious and lonely spiritual journey.

One place that addresses serious issues with humor is The Open Door Magazine. Published by the Trinity Foundation of Dallas, Texas (careful, there is more than one Trinity Foundation), it is available both online and in print form. Sometimes they are...well...not funny and probably not for everyone, but they are definitely worth checking out if you haven't already. Partly this is because they are (according to themselves) "The world's pretty much only religious satire magazine," partly it is because they write from a Christian perspective, and partly because it gives me an excuse to try the "link" function on blogspot.